Comrade Cartographers,
All reports on the
Miracle of Democracy suggest the Pinko's are working overtime to
carve out the 51st United State from the District of Colombia
and snare a priceless pair of Senators. As it stands, as far as
gerrymanders go, it's outrageous that Washington DC's only
presence in Washington is a single, non-voting, member of the US
House of Representatives. That puts the overwhelmingly black and
Democratic city and surrounds of 700,000 folks on a par with
American Samoa. And it's that House that historically admits new
States, with the approval of the Senate. Good luck with that
one.
There's also been
renewed interest in the otherwise forgettable Great State of
Delaware since Uncle Joe was elected to the Presidency, among
the common queries being "why the fuck is Delaware a state
anyway?", given that it is a second smallest state in the union
after Rhode Island by land area. Never mind the very poor
standard of surveying or the "12 Mile Circle" or "The Wedge"...
...who knew there has
been a long-standing movement to seize the entire Delaware
peninsular, known as Delmarva (marked in black outline), which
was so rudely stolen by Maryland and Virginia....but it looks
like the Muskrats would have their hands full driving the Craw
Trumpeters and Tar Heels off their lands...
