the "King of Good Times"

Modest entertainers,

One of the vagaries of the Miracle of Democracy, particularly in the largest democracy in the world i.e. India, is that generally it allows capitalism a free rein, with all its attendant graft, greed and corruption.
Here's an example.
This bloke has more front than David Jones.
Bugger the 311' super yacht, it's the "gold ashtrays" that you want, to stub out those massive Cubans.
As my father used to say, if you are going to owe the bank money, make sure it's helluva lot of money.
Then you can happily carry on regardless as the "King of Good Times".
Woot!
And now he's giving me ideas about how to celebrate my 60th birthday; they say that Goa is very nice in August:

"a poster boy for greed in India when he held a lavish two-day 60th birthday party at his huge beachfront Kingfisher Villa in Goa. The party, which reportedly cost more than $2m (£1.56m), included performances by Bollywood singer Sonu Nigam and Enrique Iglesias, who sang on stage with Mallya".

Who cares about being collared by Scotland Yard when there's seemingly no trouble raising the £650,000 in bail and “The ownership structure of Ladywalk is perfectly legal”, anyway.
Bob's yr uncle.
Live the life fantastic:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/18/f1-racing-team-boss-vijay-mallya-arrested-london-india

(originally published 19-04-17)