welcome to International Women's Day

Welcome to International Women's Day!
Can't help but notice that there is no International Men's Day.
That's probs because of this little known fact:

"More men called John run Australian companies than women".

Crazy.
If women were running the show, there would be much much less chance of cluster-fucks and eveything going completely pear shaped.
In 30+ years of working full-time, I only ever had one boss called Ian, and I'd call him a "lard-arsed homo" to his face.
P'raps that's why I didn't get on?
What about International Ian Day?

(originally published 09-03-17)