Of course I'm struggling to write anything remotely coherent on the Miracle of Democracy amid the world-wide euphoria of that wildly unpredictable psychopath being evicted from the Oval Office, largely because it's still a day-to-day proposition, as no one has any idea - not a clue - what the Orange Man from Twitter might get up to in his last 72 days in the White House.
The votes are still
being counted despite an order from the Fucktard-in-Chief to
Stop the Count! The Electoral College map is still being
determined to see who rigged the gerrymander the best. The
bitter recriminations on both sides (because Trump lost
and Biden didn't win in a landslide) have barely begun. The US
judiciary (and the rest of the world) laughs in the face of the
bogus Trumpotus after the most scrutinised, peaceful,
above-board and all done-by-the-book election this century. But
anyway you look at it, the dude is screwed. Never mind that the
Regular Guy from Delaware is about five million votes in front in the popular vote.
I'm sick of the
avalanche of not-so-hilarious meme's poking fun at The Donald's
gross physical appearance and the lame speculation as to what on
earth might be going on with those tiny cogs spinning around
furiously inside that weird batshit pinhead of his. How could you ever know?
So why not celebrate
the return of a lightly-shaded Pinko to the White House in song?
Back in '66, Norma Tanega nicely summed up the predicament that
Donald J. Trump now finds himself in:
and while the lines... to stop war and atrocity/and make the world safe for democracy/the greatest event of the century/in the interest of suffering humanity...might be going a bit too far, it's always good to get some Calypso on the turntable in times of crisis, with a song written by Fritz McLean back in 1936, popularized at the time by the great Attila the Hun, and covered here by Ry Cooder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MrXXoq6k7A
and to
finish off, let's stay with Mr Cooder and a right rollicking
number from his screamer of a record, Election Special, penned
while Obama was campaigning for a second term...but it might as
well have been written about DJ Trump's tiny little hands:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_s1uMrais
Hold onto yr hats as we wait for "safe harbour day" on December 8.
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