in breaking news...John Key resigns as Prime Minister of New Zealand at the age of 55

Political analysts,

OMG!
The Miracle of Democracy strikes again, and there aint been no vote, this time.
Gorn by his own volition.
One of the great leaders of the free world, John Key, resigns as Prime Minister of New Zealand at the age of 55, after eight years in charge.
“This is the hardest decision I've ever made, and I don't know what I'll do next.”
What next, indeed, Fawlty?
He says he wants to spend more time at home at his luxury mansion in Parnell with his family, which seems a little odd, as they constitute his 21 year old son Max [who he affectionately refers to as "that little toe-rag"] and his wife of 32 years, Bronagh, along with their daughter Stephie.

Here's Max the Toe-rag in the family photo album [he's the one in the middle]:

and here's 20 year old Stephie, aka Cherry Lazar, graduating earlier this year from the Paris College of Art:

(originally published 5-12-16)