the Breakfast of Champions

Who knew that the Coopers family are a mob of bible-bashing Tory nut-jobs ?
Typical Croweaters.
Fookin' weirdo's.

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Won't stop me enjoying the Breakfast of Champions or the Health Food of a Nation.
Think of all the vitamin B.
Politics, religion, sport - the three things not to be discussed in polite company - but show me someone who is polite after a few Coopers Red longnecks?
And, for God's sake, who hasn't cried out at one stage or another "in the name of sweet weepin' Jesus upon The Cross, what is it that I have done?" after dowing a skinful of Coopers Ale, slipping on the Wobbly Boot, soiling yourself, and losing a dozen or two stubbies in a truly spectacular projectile vomit?


(originally published 14-03-17)