Comrades,
Ahhhh...at long last...the ideal job for moi...
Tourism Australia’s Global Beach Ambassador!
http://www.101bestbeaches.com/
What a jolly jape.
Under the swaying palms, sand between the toes, crystal clear waters, turtles, maidens serving silver trays of margarita's, chowing down on lightly-seared lobsters, Cuban cigars, all on a bloated stipend from the Fed Govt.
Ripper.
Got all the qualifications, so where do I send my CV describing myself as a "world-class idler"?
(originally published 4-14-16)
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